Bachelor-The Women Tell All

I'm making this short. But I feel it's my obligation to atleast say something.

1. Were you as shocked as we were that Lorenzo made a surprise appearance?
2. Lisa-I know people think she's crazy but how many of you southern women who went to a southern college can actually say they never met a girl who didn't have a timeline? Of course, they were always really desperate but they exist and Lisa isn't the only one.
   
3. The drunk-can't remember her name-I wish Chris would have talked to her more. I would have loved to hear what she had to say about her drunken stupor. I loved her. She was attractive, dressed well, she just drank a few too many and stayed in the hot sun a bit too long. I am sure she regrets her actions (all she did was get a tad bit loopy, okay, a lot loopy but probably is super glad that it got her kicked off so she didn't end up with "The Prince"
4. Erica-you gotta luf her.
5. Wanna bet he's going pick Sadie?